Chapter Nine: Russ Jacobs
“You know I ain’t gonna be surprised,” Russ grumbles as Brandy drives.
“Can you at least pretend?” his sister asks.
Russ casts a glance in her direction. Her wavy brown hair is pulled up in a high ponytail, and she’s dressed up for her, which means her nice jeans and a new sports jersey. Brandy was a jock in high school and is the soccer mom who coaches her kids’ games. She’s happiest in a pair of sweatpants and a T-shirt, and other than the light brown eyes Russ and she share, you wouldn’t know they were brother and sister. Where Russ has a hard time finding enough leg room in Brandy’s Focus and his head grazes the ceiling, Brandy has the driver’s seat moved as close to the steering wheel as it can go.
“I’m no actor,” Russ says, smirking.
Brandy huffs. “If I weren’t driving, I’d pop you one in the arm, bro. You know Ed and the guys went through a lot to put this thing together. And on New Year’s Eve of all nights! You know places are booked months, years, in advance. The reservation fee alone’s probably more than your monthly salary.”
Russ chuckles. “You don’t know how much I make month.”
“Well, no, but you ain’t exactly living in high society if that hole you rent in Inwood’s anything to go by. I still don’t know why you gotta live in Manhattan. It’s like a betrayal, Russ. What’s wrong with your home back in Queens?”
Russ grins. “What’s it matter to you? Besides, you got a point. I hardly stay there. Maybe it’s time to move, but getting back to the previous point of this stupid party, I never asked for any of you loons to do anything.”
Brandy pulls the car into a private lot and parks. After turning off the ignition, she turns toward her brother. “Ah, Rusty, we do it ‘cause we love ya.”
Russ cringes at his childhood name, hating that his closest family members still call him it just to get a reaction. “Uh, don’t call me ‘Rusty.’ Okay, fine. I’ll go in, act all surprised, and grab a beer. Seeing my pals is reason enough to have a good time.”
“That’s the spirit!”
They step out of the car to frigid wind whipping their faces. Russ puts a protective arm around his sister as they hustle toward the bar, a hopping new place called Jazzy Sue’s. Once inside, they’re packed shoulder-to-shoulder with the patrons. Brandy calls over the noise of the crowd and the music to the bartender that they’re there for a private party.
“Back room!” the bartender mouths and waves them on.
Russ and Brandy shuffle through the crowd, and upon arriving outside the door to the party room, Russ smirks at his sister, shaking his head.
“What’s so funny?” she asks.
“How would you convince me to get to this party without me suspecting anything? You know, Ed kept teasing me about throwing an ‘Over the Hill’ party for months. He doesn’t really think I’m gonna be shocked.”
Brandy smiles, amused. “Okay, okay, point taken. Let’s just get in there and outta this body heat. Ugh, I can feel the sweat between my–”
“Don’t say it.”
Brandy laughs. “C’mon.”
She opens the door, and the crowd beyond the threshold shouts in one voice, “Surprise!”
Russ smiles in spite of himself as he enters. Hands are clapping him on the back, and someone passes a beer to him, which he takes and knocks back.
“How’s it feel to be an old man, buddy?”
“I’m amazed you’re still walking without a cane!”
“Hey, happy birthday, man!”
Russ can’t help but chuckle. So many faces, so many voices, it’s dizzying but great. It doesn’t take long before he’s swept up in the chaos of celebration. Some people he hasn’t seen in years, both friends and family, are there. After a few beers, Russ’s guard is down, and any previous thoughts about not wanting a party are gone. He’s caught up in conversations he won’t remember in the morning, but he’s sure he’ll remember the feeling of being thought of by all these people for a long time to come.
After rounds of junk room and a large slice of cake, Russ is full. Some of the crowd has thinned, even though it’s not midnight. In a corner, Russ leans back in a chair, his best buddy Ed by his side.
“You sure you won’t have another beer?” Ed asks, smirking.
Russ shakes his head, chuckling. “And get a beer gut like you, man? No thanks. Looks like I’ll be working out extra hard at the gym this week whenever I can afford it.”
Ed pats his belly and smiles. “You’d have to go a long way to beat me. But anyway, tell me, Russ. It’s been too damn long since we talked. Is there a special girl in your life? Time’s tickin’ away if you ever wanna settle down.”
Russ frowns. “Who said anything about settling down?”
Ed straightens in the chair and regards his friend. “Hey, that was years ago, man.”
Russ shakes his head. “Nah, there’s no one.” He’s sure to put a stop to Ed’s attempt at getting him to talk about something that has no bearing on his life at present. Despite what he says, Russ’s mind goes to a place he’s surprised. Maybe it’s the alcohol talking, but Russ half-smiles and says, “Well, there’s this one girl, but she doesn’t really count.”
“Do tell.”
“It’s nothing. I shouldn’t even be thinkin’ about her.”
“Okay, now you have to tell me.”
“Well, her name’s Shelley, and beyond that, I don’t know much about her.”
“So, how’d you meet her? Online dating?”
Russ laughs. “Nope, not even gonna go there. You know it’s next to impossible to meet someone with my schedule.”
“Well, how’d you meet?” Ed persists.
“You ain’t gonna believe this, but she was at one of the rest stops along my route. Somewhere in Ohio, past Cleveland.”
“Sounds romantic.” Ed chuckles and finishes his beer. “Sure you don’t want another? You only turn the big 4-0 once, man.”
“Oh, what the hell? Why not? Sure.”
Ed leaves and returns with two bottles of some brand of Christmas ale. The foamy liquid gold slides down Russ’s throat with ease.
“I doubt I’ll see her again,” Russ says. “I think she might be homeless or somethin’.”
“Dude, that’s messed up. You’ve got a thing for a homeless chick? What’s her best feature? The lice in her hair or the trash bag she wears?”
Russ stops smiling. “Don’t be a jerk, Ed.”
“Sorry, sorry.” Ed sets down his beer and holds up both hands in mock-surrender. “Just a bad joke, but c’mon, pal, you don’t really think you’re gonna score with a chick like that.”
“No.” Russ smirks, but he can’t help the prickle of sadness that creeps into his heart. He hasn’t had any feelings for a woman in years. The long hours on the road, the time away from home–it keeps him busy and thinking about anything other than falling in love again.
Ed slaps Russ on the back, snapping him out of his thoughts. “Look at the time! It’s almost the New Year. I gotta find Susan. Find a girl somewhere in here to kiss, man. At least give yourself that.”
Russ smiles and shakes his head. “Go get your wife, you crazy son-of-a-bitch.”
The TV in the corner above the bar shows the ball getting ready to drop in Times Square. For how close 42nd Street is for Russ, he’s never been there on New Year’s Eve, but as the seconds count down to 2018, everyone in the room chants the numbers backward. Arms are around Russ, pulling him into the fray, and he finds himself counting down with them.
Then…
“Happy New Year!”
Someone grabs Russ and lays a wet smacker on his lips, and when he pulls back, he’s stunned to see a girl who’s barely legal.
“Who are you?” he asks.
She only laughs and darts out of the room, leaving Russ bemused.
“Happy birthday, old man,” he mutters.
So, if I can write and be dedicated to it, I can be more generous next Christmas. I can give more to those who really are in need and give less to my own family, who already has plenty of things. We don’t need more stuff.